Hund von Zipper
Visitor Greeting Manager
My full name is Hund von Zipper, but both my canine and human amigos just call me Zippy.
I am a fully qualified working dog but, given the opportunity, I will generally lie about waiting for a feed or attention from my human slaves. I have been known to turn up uninvited to our neighbours’ properties whenever there is a party.
Fond of anyone who will give me a feed or pat, including from the backpackers, kids, ecologists or even the school bus driver.
My official duties include Visitor Greeting Manager (ne’er a car tyre to be left unmarked) & Emotional Support Dog. In my spare time, I volunteer in the BDU, the Bone Disposal Unit.